February 2012
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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thekingofthewest replied to your post: I don’t see why you’d target him specifically. Your entire Republica nominee field is filled with douchebags.
By “pragmatic”, do you mean, ready to flip-flop on any issue at a moment’s notice?
Whatever is best for the current situation. That’s all I want. That’s all everyone should want. Why is there such an emphasis on being a true liberal or...
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thekingofthewest asked: I don't see why you'd target him specifically. Your entire Republica nominee field is filled with douchebags.
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I has a girlfriend now.
Finally, on par with my Sims.
Analogies
shitmystudentswrite:
Denzel Washington is to acting as cookie dough is to ice cream; Amazing!
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There's these two old geezers in my class.
All they do is talk about the good ‘ol days. “Where were you when the Berlin Wall was built”. Haha
Oh, you're giving up facebook for lent? Sorry you...
Fuck. Those. People.
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WatchThe fucking Dutch man…
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Chiddy Bang's new album :)))))
Muthafuckin’ Breakfast!!!!!!
Is this chick wearing shape-ups to class?
I think she is!
*squints to be sure*
OH MY GOD THOSE ARE SHAPE-UPS!
#wat #college
Date
This time, I did the asking…
It could not have been a more awkward experience.
Still got a “yes” out of it though, :D
I never seem to be able to gain weight.
It’s weird. I always maintain my weight, no matter what I do.
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Empathy Test →
lifeisaboxofvagina:
0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 64 - 80 is very high 80 is maximum
Scored a 42… Right on the curve. :) haha
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27 drunks I have driven back to their dorms or home since the start of the year. And tonight was the first time anyone had ever offered to pay me.
I am too nice.
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eyesthesize0fbabyw0rlds replied to your post: Looks like spring break for Matt will be in the beautiful state of….
Alabama’s wonderful, sir. Lol
I am not disputing that haha. I just made a promise to myself when I came to Missouri to never go south of St. Louis haha.
Looks like spring break for Matt will be in the...
alabama?
Alrighty then!
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Anonymous asked: I was simply assuming what you assumed of the other anon. I wish someone would end your life. Better?
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Anonymous asked: I'm not the same anon as the one below, but I have to say, I wish someone would put YOU out of your misery.
Dress like I am 60
Party like I am 19.
That’s the right way to live.
I think I may have a Boho cousin in New York...
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talkdiirty replied to your post: Hey dipshit, its Freebird not freebeard.
YEAH DIPSHIT! IT’S FREE BIIRRRD!!
Only on tumblr man…
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Anonymous asked: Hey dipshit, its Freebird not freebeard.
Dear tumblr,
If your notification about Missing-e didn’t persuade me to stop using it the first time, what the hell makes you think it will yield a different result if you try ten more times?!
Joe Walsh
That is all.
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It's really easy to say "God is great and rewards...
But I bet sub-Saharan Africa’s malnourished population has been praying longer, harder, and more sincerely than you.
And where are they?